Chapter 17: What Becomes of the Dark

Same deal as the last part – Content Warning for the whole blog, but this chapter gets pretty violent.

Into this wild Abyss the wary Fiend Stood on the brink of Hell and looked a while, Pondering his voyage…” ― John Milton, Paradise Lost

VLAD

Something had become of Vladislaus Straud in the yawning dark of the Forgotten Hollow woods. 

He who had crushed his enemies with sword and fang—

Seized Forgotten Hollow and led the Windenburg vampires out of darkness—

A vampire so deadly that others of his kind called him the Reaper, called him King—

He and what had become of him crouched and scented the air, a single clear thought taking hold: Find Alice

And Vladislaus Straud was good at finding things. 


“It is a myth that the God of Death grants favors. Sure, it would be correct to say that the God of Death has granted favors, but that’s past tense. The God of Death doesn’t do that anymore. They’re busy doing “god” things. Yep, that’s right: straight up god business. – The Book of the Dead, Revised Edition

ALICE

Contessa wanted an undefined favor from a god? That was way too big and too vague of a request. It was like when customers asked if the store would honor any coupon. She couldn’t possibly agree outright. The coupon could be from a competitor or have an expiration date that passed ten years ago. You couldn’t trust customers who asked questions like that. 

They were crazy. 

And because they were crazy, they had to be steered away gently, lest they start screaming and demanding to speak to management. 

“Oh! I see…” Alice began, taking her time as if she was really thinking about it, “I don’t know how I could grant something like that without more details. Godhood is so…uh…new to me so maybe you could be a little more specific about how I could help you?”

The disdain could not have been more clearly written on Contessa’s face. “It’s simple. You are on the cusp of full godhood. Win the Owl of Undoing and then as repayment for my kindness, you use your newfound power to help me with a problem that I need solved.”

Alice suppressed a groan and struggled to keep her tone cheerful. Customers always did this. They didn’t actually need a discount on toilet paper, they just wanted to know that they could get a discount on toilet paper…whenever they wanted. It was a power play. 

“So you can’t tell me what the favor is right now?” 

“Well, I haven’t thought of it yet so no,” Contessa replied, irritation leaching into her voice. 

Lie. Whenever customers said they didn’t know what they wanted, it meant they knew exactly what they wanted: someone to listen to them complain about their actual problem. Alice had heard it all—shitty in-laws that refused to stay in a hotel when they visited, wayward nephew trying to get his hands on grandpa’s will, an ex-boyfriend who the customer just can’t stop sleeping with—the list was endless.

She glanced at the Whipped Dream Cupcake Factory tucked into the back of the kitchen. “Do you mind if I work on some recipes while we talk?” 

Contessa shrugged and then smirked, her eyes glittering. “Oh absolutely not my dear, I’m just itching to see what kind of baking the God of Death has in mind for the win.”

Don’t take the bait, don’t take the bait, don’t take the bait, Alice told herself. This was a key moment in negotiations, whether Contessa knew it or not. 

Alice gave her pleasant smile. “Thank you!”

But as soon as she turned around to walk to the back of the kitchen, she grimaced. Given her earlier performance, she was going to need all the practice she could get. Ben didn’t say “I told you so,” but she could feel him whispering it to himself in her head.

Contessa followed, perched elegantly on a small chair, and proceeded to pour a liquid that Alice was fairly sure had no place in a tea kettle into a porcelain cup. Alice tried not to shudder. The idea of Vlad drinking plasma was fine, but Contessa set her on edge.

Damn it! Could she stop thinking about him for five seconds?

She wiped her hands on her jeans trying to give off an air of confidence. Alice didn’t have a recipe in mind, in fact, she didn’t have any idea what she was doing. She could barely use an oven, let alone an industrial grade pastry machine. Still, she gathered ingredients, humming softly to herself, all to signal that there wasn’t much to see here. 

She was just some background feature, barely even listening, and Contessa could complain freely. 

And if Contessa let her actual desire slip out? All the better. 

Alice had no intention of embracing full godhood, but even as she was pretending she wasn’t dumb enough to let some vampire manipulate her into an impossible contract.

    14 comments
  • Dolly Llama
    December 23, 2019

    See, this is what happens when you mess with the God of Death’s Level-1 brownies—you get an ironic role reversal and the antagonist from The Princess and the Frog on your ass. All while she shows why a convenience store cashier would be selected as the keeper of hell on earth.

    • feroshgirl
      December 23, 2019

      Haha I cackled as I read this. Highest praise hahaha!! I was only sad that I couldn’t find a bone vest for the shadow man. My poor computer was like: NO MORE CC GIRL.

  • theplumbob
    July 7, 2020

    I am liking the contessa. She’s a lot of fun already.

    What in the world was that thing Vlad fought? Yikes! Did Alice subconsciously conjure that thing up when she told Ben they needed to make sure Vlad couldn’t find her? He did deserve to get his butt kicked for not picking her, tsk tsk!

    • feroshgirl
      July 8, 2020

      Yeah, you’ll find out in later chapters but suffice it to say, Alice is crazy powerful. More powerful than anyone even knows. So powerful she can summon something dark and ancient and very strong…

      But 100% Vlad deserved it. I LOVED writing him getting his butt kicked.

  • Yimiki
    February 2, 2021

    Ha! Alice has a good head on her shoulders. No getting word-tricked into having to do questionable things for her! My inner fey is both amused and highly annoyed by her not falling for it.

    “That jackass declared Jimena the contest winner and he couldn’t even taste her food?”
    😂😂😂 Glad to see you have your priorities all straightened out, Alice.

    Yikes! What on earth is that thing that went up against Vlad – and won?! Also, that monster inside Vlad is scarily powerful. It doesn’t seem bothered by Vlad’s curse at all, either. I wonder what would happen if it got out, or completely took over Vlad. Nothing good, I’m sure.

    Whoa! Well played, Alice. Well played indeed. This is what she should be doing instead of hiding away in the middle of nowhere because of Ben. That was a masterful manipulation if I ever saw one! 😁

    • feroshgirl
      February 5, 2021

      HAHAHAHAHA yes! Now, if she had to go up against your inner fey, I don’t know if she’d be that successful.

      A theme in this story is characters “having their priorities straight” ::wink wink::

      Whew boy, I can’t wait for you to get answers to all of these questions!

  • Manny Likes Sims
    March 6, 2022

    love the cat-and-mouse-ness of all your character interactions! Contessa vs. Alice, Vlad vs. Alice, Vlad vs. William, well all of them, really. makes it so fun to read and hard to stop! Although when it comes to Vlad and Alice, it feels like it’s going to turn into cat-and-cat 😛

    • feroshgirl
      March 7, 2022

      Okay thinking of all my characters like cats actually makes a lot more sense. I’m so glad this is coming through! I wanted the story to feel like it had tension—all these people wandering around with secrets, what will happen when they collide?

  • Ninja Pink Sex
    September 4, 2022

    What the fuck is that creature in the skeleton mask? We see his face at the end, but god help me, how the fuck is there anything stronger than god-rage Vlad? 0.o

    The Contessa as a King of Police … You know what, I’m on Team Contessa. That chick should be the King/Queen of Police. Why the eff not? Let’s give her a 5-year plan and see what changes she brings. Can it be any worse than the current system? Yes, yes it could. But it could also be worlds better, and I’m banking that if a strong woman were seated in that position it would be better than worse. I know that’s not their agreed plan, but I’m not against the idea of Contessa’s original idea.

    • feroshgirl
      September 4, 2022

      Right?!?!!?! Hahahaha oh god, so many good things about Contessa Queen of police that I can’t say because spoilers, but let’s just say she runs a tight ship 😂

      Uh, yeah, so uh, that’s a monster Alice casually summoned from the Underworld in the previous chapter to ensure she wasn’t followed.

      So what’s stronger than Vlad?

      Alice 😈

      • Ninja Pink Sex
        September 4, 2022

        So she runs a tight ship eh? Does she BURN SHIPS DOWN too? You know… a la The Strauds opening 😉

        OH! HOLY SHIT.

        I mean it should make sense that a God of Death > vampires, but FUUUUCK. Also, it’s obvious that Vlad is not an *ordinary* vampire. I mean if he were, William wouldn’t be practicing his hide and see skills.
        Can I just stan a black woman as a mightier opponent to a white toxic man (or you know let’s just call it what it is, the embodiment of white, toxic masculinity). Like GOOSEBUMPS.
        The rage of women who are poc and have suffered the most from white men, being THE revenge, but also issuing next lvl forgiveness to the atrocities committed against them. Goodness, this is too much for my Sunday-brain to handle, but STAAAAAAAAAAAAN so much.

      • feroshgirl
        September 4, 2022

        All I can do is blush and flutter my eyelashes and say THANK YOU 😊 🥰

      • Ninja Pink Sex
        September 4, 2022

        LMAO. TEASE.

  • sirianasims
    October 1, 2022

    I am loving the customer service skills as a defense 😂

    I have no words about Vlad. ONLY ANXIETY

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