Chapter 42, Part 1: The Owl of Ascension

StrangerVille Military Base

Miss Hell

Miss Hell marveled at Maverick’s ability to set everyone at ease wherever he went. Favors fell to him like cities used to fall for the kings of old. When she first met Vladislaus, he had the same energy, and she had been drawn to it. Oh he was half-broken now, carrying on a misguided obsession with the God of Death, but in his early days? He had been beautiful and cruel.

Shaking off the memory, she dutifully leaned up against Maverick as he negotiated with his friend.

“You got ten minutes,” the soldier stage-whispered, giving them a wink.

“Thanks, man, I owe you one.”

He led Miss Hell to the far end of the room and lifted her against the wall. “Remember,” he murmured, “The cameras blackout when they first activate night vision; that’s your window.”

His hands gripped her thighs and she wondered, briefly, if she might have gotten it backwards. Maybe it was Maverick who seduced Jimena. Either way, she hoped the demigod was watching this part of the plan with envy. She hoped Jimena was practically dizzy with it, so when Miss Hell finally showed her why there was no need to be jealous, the half-god almost passed out from relief.

The deafening sound of a zipper drew her out of her fantasy. Over Maverick’s shoulder, she could see his friend winking and pointing, fly open. How many times would he wink if she ripped his throat out with her teeth?

Without warning, Maverick dropped her legs and flipped her around, so she was facing the wall. “Easy does it,” he warned, “We need him alive for this plan to work.”

Miss Hell flattened her palm against the wall, trying to tamp down her rage.

“Hey Maloney,” Maverick shouted, “Fuck off.” He leaned in close, “Are you good? We don’t have to—”

The door banged closed, and Miss Hell let herself dissolve into bat form without answering.

She could have swept through those vents on fury alone, but she slowed down, counting the turns until she reached the research office. Discarding her bat form, she slammed her hand down on the light switch. The lone scientist in the room, turned around and shrieked.

“Oh, gosh, you scared me,” she panted, “I didn’t realize anyone else was in here.”

“I’m sorry,” Miss Hell replied, voice dripping saccharine.

“Y-You don’t have to apologize—” she started.

Oh, but I do.”

The Elder Realms


2500 Years Ago

“What are you doing?” Morgyn seethed when they found B’Ollithiranon on the back balcony. 

“Come, drink,” he shouted, “Be merry! Pinot’s enchanted all the nectar!”

Morgyn growled, checking again to make sure they were alone. “Are you insane? Elmyra cares for nothing other than torturing her brother. She will not help you make more gods, at least not in the way you’re describing, which is, Universe help us all, ridiculous. The Owl of Ascension—”

“And Undoing,” B’Ollithirnanon hiccuped. “I didn’t mention that part, because it’s a secret…no, fail-safe…wait, no, it’s a secret, but it has a fail-safe and—”

Morgyn shushed him and then tried to quiet their own panic. Did the idiot not realize what would happen if word got out that something could unmake Gods? “Undoing? You must see that Omar is furious. Have you not read a single one of my briefings? The God of the Sun talks of nothing but cullings and dynasties. And his sister—”

“Dynasties, schmynasties,” B’Ollithiranon paused to burp, “Elmyra would never use The Owl for bad. She doesn’t even know what the bad is. It’s a special secret. That’s a little gift from me,”—he hiccuped again—”to you!”

“I don’t want a special secret!” Morgyn snapped, “I hate secrets!”  

In response, B’Ollithiranon hunched over and threw up on their shoes.

StrangerVille Military Base

Miss Hell

Miss Hell tried to ignore the rough feel of the cotton lab coat against her skin. After a quick change of clothes, she washed off her make-up and brushed out her hair. A glance at her cell phone camera showed her how plain she looked. But there was nothing for it now; it was a necessary part of the plan.

Holding the limp researcher up, she shuffled forward, pretending to struggle with the weight. “Help!” she cried, letting the woman drop. “Please help!”

Maloney rushed over, and just as Miss Hell predicted, he didn’t recognize her.

“Maverick! Get out here, man! We got a problem!”

“Alright, alright, relax,” Maverick soothed. He walked over to the prone researcher and knelt down just as the smoke bomb they planted earlier detonated in the vent system.

Maloney began to panic. One of the officers from earlier came running, Dr. Cordenali right beside him.

With the smoke acting as a cover, Miss Hell sped over to the holding cell door and slipped inside.

“Quickly,” she hissed, throwing Jimena a set of clothes. “You’ve got one minute before the smoke in here is so thick, you won’t be able to see.”

Jimena gave her an arch look, “You want me to wear that?”

“I want you to survive, though gods help me I don’t know why,” Miss Hell growled. This was not the reunion she had pictured. Using the keys Maverick gave her, she unlocked the cell. “When you get in the hall, you’ll have to drag and dress your replacement. We can give you a few minutes of distraction, but that’s it. So work fast, demigod.”

“Work fast? I can hardly—”

Miss Hell ignored her and dashed out the door, coughing loudly as she made her way towards Maverick’s superior. Before the man could even open his mouth, she swooned and “fainted” in his arms.

Meanwhile, she could hear Maverick shouted confusing and horrifying instructions at Maloney like “Check your skin for sores!” and “Don’t breathe through your right nostril!”

Miss Hell remained limp, but it was almost impossible to keep a straight face as the instructions grew increasingly ridiculous. Finally, she peeked open an eye and saw the smoke clear.

To her credit, Jimena was a good actress even if she didn’t know the plan. She stumbled to her feet, clutching her side, “I’m alright; I just need to go to the med bay.”

The officer nodded and motioned at Maverick and Maloney, “I want a read on that smoke bomb. If this is some sort of terrorist attack, then—”

“Oh my,” Miss Hell simpered, “I heard two soldiers talking about playing a practical joke earlier. I didn’t think about it until just now, but do you believe these incidents are connected?”

“Idiots, ” the officer sighed. “Maloney, go and check the prisoner. Maverick, bring these ladies to the med bay.”

“Yes, sir!” they saluted.

  • Dolly Llama
    May 3, 2021

    have you ever been so disaster that you fell in love and it ended up taking down an entire pantheon for thousands of years and you had to go hide in a conduit & hold a sneaker once

    Okay, this is a REAL problem in that while I do have many, many observations on everyone’s outfits, and am processing the information we got about character relationships, and am worried about Contessa, and am wondering where Maverick is going with this—is he living up to his name?—and am bouncing at the sepia tones because sepia tones scream BERNARD to me even though this is bad Bernard (fuck you ColdChip&Truth!Bernard), I want to get other stuff done today, so this comment is going to be big-picture speculation that you probably can’t respond to. Mostly because this chapter has sent me reeling.

    There are so many answers to questions I should have asked about the Owl but just… didn’t. Even though the big reveal is its true purpose, and that it wasn’t even initially the Owl of Undoing, the more troubling part for me is that it isn’t single-use like I assumed. So that’s a couple lies the gods told us. Now both Alice and Vlad can get what they want, but I’m getting the message that Vlad can be emotionally healthy and whole and dismantle the patriarchy even though a death cult infused him with the essence of fear itself, which is one I’m Obama-nodding at. The concerning part for me is that it’s not clear how the Owl is used, and in particular whether the Owl can access its own abilities, and I absolutely do not trust Gwendolyn with that kind of power. Yes, it would be awesome for the God of Winning Arcade Games and the God of Vampire-Safe Ice Cream to casually ascend and descend every week or so, but I only think it’s awesome because I don’t live in that universe.

    I’m still not buying that Marjorie is dead, and am now questioning whether Alice transferred the Owl’s consciousness or created a new one. But that’s a long shot, given how B’Olliebacksideoneeighty is describing the hoops he jumped through to make it. On the other hand, if he can access magic controlled by other gods behind their backs, I’m not ready to rule that out entirely. And there might be clues related to who was at Gwendolyn’s transformation.

    This is another wild guess, but if my suspicious are correct, Orbalis is the spitting image of his father. Well, crap. Now I have to go back in the archives and check again how B’Ollieollieoxenfree responds to seeing him. Oh, oh, and Jimena! If my assumptions are correct. I’m faceblind enough to not recognize Miss Hell in her low-key getup, and had to figure it out from context. That being said, I do recognize the Titans, don’t recognize Janus—but don’t sleep with your students, Solis, holy cow.

    Is Solis… controlling Sims? Experiment with them? What a monster! Some Goddess of Calculus she’s turning out to be.

    Lastly, either Morgyn is being a really good sport about having worn the same dress as Marshala to the party or they’re silently dying inside and plotting revenge.

    • Dolly Llama
      May 3, 2021

      Experimenting* dammit

  • feroshgirl
    May 3, 2021

    I have died, ascended, and then been undone in reading this comment, all while laughing until my sides hurt.

    Oh, you know how I like to do, casually drop a bunch of secrets to send everything careening out of control just I promise to wrap up in two chapters. Actually, this is my method with BBD. Throw out so much insanity with one hand that you can’t see what the other hand is doing. Your eyes are on The Owl, not on Miss Hell’s real name being Anastasia Barrister. Like…Gwendolyn Barrister, which I’m sure is *fine* and won’t result in any kind of conflict with Vlad at all.

    :: whistles a little tune ::

    I love how suspicious you are! I also love how changing a character’s perspective in one chapter can completely throw a wrench in things. I mean, Janus/Transmutation is Solis’s magic—he belongs to her. Not so different from Vlad/Phobos, who technically belongs to Alice. Vlad and Janus are both sleeping with the boss.


    Morgyn is actually wearing the same outfit as Marshala in every scene they are in together. Untamed Magic belongs to the Goddess of Fertility. In Morgyn’s view, they are supposed to act as a support and an extension of her. They see Janus/Faba’s galavanting around the worlds, having relationships with their gods, and pursuing their own interests as selfish and frivolous. They are horrified by the idea that Transmutation might see himself as a separate entity with a life outside of his god. To them, that is not love or devotion.

    Fast forward 2500 years, and Morgyn (who has lost their god) is willing to do anything to keep that separate form. In Chapter 29: Life After Death, they ponder outfits at the end of their meeting with Miss Hell. The chapter isn’t just “life after death” because Alice brings Deacon back. It’s life after death for Morgyn, too—the life they live after the death of their God. Choosing their outfits based on their desires and goals has become commonplace for them, unlike Faba, who has a god (Nyx) and always wears some form of purple/pink.

    Meanwhile, B’Ollithiranon (every time you spell his name, I crack up) starts out in rags when he is young and hopeful and makes The Owl of Ascension. A few centuries in, at the height of his power and using The Owl to make Somnus a God, they are dressed to the nines—Hair: on point. Nails: on point. Everything: on point.

    Yes, chew on that. Somnus’s motivations just got a lot murkier. I mean, the God who made you a god suddenly falls, and they intend to hand the job over to a 30-year-old convenience store clerk from the worst desert town in Simnation (stunning, but holy hell is StrangerVille a tiny world)? Who wouldn’t be pissed?

    Anyways, when B’Ollithirnanon hits the place in the timeline right before they are about to lose their godhood, he is back in rags. And he looks much closer to the version of “Ben” that Alice comes to know.

    And this has been Outfit Choices with Ferosh LOLOL.

    I love Vlad’s future, becoming emotionally mature and dismantling the patriarchy. Though he lacks empathy and a moral compass, and it’s hard to imagine his way of “dismantling” would not be a bloody coup. But, ya know, semantics.

    You are 100% right that Gwendolyn should not be trusted with that kind of power, and it would be irresponsible of me as an author to give that to her. :: looks directly into the camera ::

    Who else was at Gwendolyn’s ascension? MY GOD, THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION. :: looks at notes, grins :: Yup, great question.

    “have you ever been so disaster that you fell in love, and it ended up taking down an entire pantheon for thousands of years, and you had to go hide in a conduit & hold a sneaker once.” — This is the most beautiful distillation of BBD ever, and when I get around to updating my site, I may beg you to use it, lol.

  • feroshgirl
    May 3, 2021

    Solis is THE BEST Goddess of Calculus damn it.


    Yeah, the Universe is the one who made sims, cough, I mean mortals. I wonder who she is?

  • feroshgirl
    May 3, 2021


    cold chip and truth bernard is officially the worst bernard.

  • ThePlumbob
    May 5, 2021

    Ooh, I wonder what Maverick’s agenda is here. Hopefully he’s not actually giving Miss Hell the real story and is more of a double (triple?) agent… though there’s probably a reason his family didn’t take him along or share more of their plans with him. Unless they did share and we just didn’t see that yet. Which could be good or bad.

    Oh wow, old timey god realm, I didn’t epect that! 2000 years ago is quite the flashback! For some weird reason I assumed pre-sage Morgyn that was pure magic didn’t have a physical form. Though that would be a nightmare to screenshot if it was all just chatting mist, lol! Oh, how interesting, so the three sage disciplines were sort of just decided at random out of the three magics that were willing to go to the mortal realm? Those could have been some interesting combinations – not that the one we ended up with a safe and easy one, haha. Oh look, it’s Titania and Akira! Back when they had a god status! Aww. OMG, and Elmyra! Oh boy. It’s all about to go tits up! At least this was thousands of years ago, I guess!

    The owl has a failsafe? Interesting! Don’t shush Ben now, Morgyn!

    That escape went very smoothly. “I loved someone like that once. They took up so much space, I didn’t even realize I was suffocating.” Must know more! Who did Maverick love? And what happened? Is that what drove a wedge between him and his family? Oh my god. He is helping them BECAUSE of Alice? Urgh…. Oh Maverick. I blame the family, they really should have included him in their road trip.

    “if you ever mention destroying The Owl again, I will show you the many things that lie between here and oblivion.” That’s definitely not going to come back in any shape again, I’m sure.

    Oh, the Contessa, I’ve forgotten all about her! I’m sure she’ll not have any ill will or dwell on some minor incidents that happened way back, right? I’ll just will all these deluusions into reality haha. I wonder if the Contessa infilitrated the police, or if this is not really the police. I suppose it might not necessarily matter as far as Miss Hell’s predicament goes. So the Contessa accepts a speculative offer of the owl, though it’s not clear if the contessa even knows what the owl is. Perhaps she doesn’t care, though, beyond it clearly being something that matters to her adversary here. I suppose the value of things is always just determined by what someone is willing to offer in return, so all it might be to Contessa is a valuable trading asset. Aaand that’s not looking great for Maverick.

    I mean, Morgyn claims that affection is a weakness Faba gained among mortals, but they clearly are no stranger to affection. In fact they’ do anything for their god and her children, and are helping out L Faba here on her quest to protect her loved one (I think? Faba and Nyx? I don’t really remember all that much about Nyx anymore, other than the general god disclaimer of “can’t be trusted” :D). Just because they express it slightly differently doesn’t mean they’re not already suffering from the same “weakness.”

    Oh, I guess the magics were not all that random after all. I think. Ok, I probably understood about 5% of that scene. I wonder how much of it present-day Morgyn understands. Probably more than me, lol. Sooo is Morgyn now intending to steal the owl and pring it to Omar? Or just flat out destroy it? Whatever it is, they are certainly not sharing with William. Which is a shame because a) it will inevitably cause their fragile relationship and any resemblence of trust between them to be irrevocably damaged and b) I need a version for dummies so it would be helpful to hear them explain it to William 😀 Lol.

    Oh shit, is Maverick dead? I wonder what Miss Hell said to the contessa, that it was him or Jimena that was more important to her. Oh man. Just as they were starting to build that connection. Although, when it comes to a change of heart, in the long term Maverick may have changed Miss Hell more by dying than if he lived. Not that that’s much of a consolation for him.

    • feroshgirl
      May 5, 2021

      I love and am terrified by how your mind works and I am so enjoying the divergent paths our Morgyns are on, even as they both make insanely terrible, self-destructive choices (I know, I know, they got reasons!). I don’t think Morgyn sees how fragile this thing with William is and they are about to enter an even more fraught situation—meeting his family, a family that now includes The Owl which (you are right) Morgyn is determined to use as a weapon and then destroy.

      When I finally wrap up book one, the first thing I’m doing with my break time is making an updated character page and a worldbuilding page that explains the magic because holy f-balls it is complicated!

      The main thing to know is that all gods have magics and all those magics, like Morgyn, can have physical forms. This is mostly because (as you pointed out) trying to do screenshots with the magics as sentient mists was a nightmare so conveniently, if a magic is present they’ll be in “human” form. Anyways, B’Ollithiranon is a bit of an anomaly. His skill and the reason why he was granted godhood, is that he can take magics from other gods and combine them together to make something new. For reasons we don’t know yet, B’Ollithiranon wanted to create The Owl of Undoing and needed help making it work, so he asked the Universe for advice. She told him which magics he would need from the other gods and everyone agreed except Omar. So B’Ollithiranon made the “smart” decision and decided to just steal some magic from his ex-boyfriend who was dangerously possessive and already furious at being dumped for his sister.

      Ah, love, so sweet and simple 🙂

      Really though, I do think as the story progresses and Morgyn and others have to actually explain the Elder Realms to Alice and crew, some of this will start to make more sense. This is my biggest struggle with creating this insanely large fantasy world—when and how do I introduce information?

      Anyways, yes, The Owl has a fail-safe! Should you be concerned about that? Hmm. Moving on, you really have Morgyn dead to rights. They can’t really see themselves clearly and their words don’t always line up with their actions. And yes, Faba is Nyx’s magic and you know, not trusting the gods is probably a safe bet in this story. They are complicated, as seen in B’Ollithiranon and the way he threatens Morgyn. No wonder people fear The God of Death.

      But I digress.

      The Maverick/Miss Hell adventure is so fun! Man, the hard thing about these chapters coming out once a week is that Contessa showed up in the story like a year ago so it’s easy to forget all about her. Her motives are…opaque. But since this already happened, I can confirm that the police job is one that Alice got her and Contessa knows all about The Owl, despite what she said to Miss Hell. The rate at which everyone in this story lies to each other is alarming.

      Speaking of lies—interesting that you immediately questioned Maverick warming to Miss Hell but are also very worried that he’s not and he’s in over his head and he might be dead. Is he dead? Should you be worried? Hmmm. Moving on…

      HAHAHAHA jk jk all I can say is that you’ll have your answer next chapter but Maverick’s family did call him during all their heist plotting and the necklace he gives Miss Hell is the same one Amisyia and Caleb retrieved and shipped to Strangerville. That doesn’t exactly confirm that he’s alive but we shall see! Either way, you’re right, it’s definitely made an impression on Miss Hell.

      • ThePlumbob
        May 6, 2021

        Haha, all the self-destructive Morgyns, I love it 😀 Oof, meeting the family should definitely be interesting…

        That helps! I think the main thing I was confused about was the reason why B’Ollithiranon decided to make the owl, but if we don’t quite know that yet maybe I’m not as confused as I thought! 🙂 I do love the nunaces of the different relationships the magics had with their gods and the different attitudes the gods had to the bond with their magic too. It’s fascinating!

        Lol yes, clearly my thoughts about Maverick are all over the place! I definitely initially thought he was playing an angle there but he kept sticking to his guns for so long that I became convinced. Or thought maybe his angle changed in the process. I’ll definitely cling on to hope that he is alive, though. Or if he’s dead that he’ll meet up with Alice in the underworld, or something 😀

  • Yimiki
    May 6, 2021

    I have written a novel-length comment on this chapter three times now, and every time I end up brain-broke and wanting to re-read the whole story so I can comment something better than complete brain-gibberish.

    Soooooooo that’s what I’m gonna do! Once I have enough free time, at least. I’ll be back later 😙 after thoroughly re-reading everything because all these reveals are just blowing me away and my perfectionist self wants to look at everything again from the beginning 😁

    • feroshgirl
      May 7, 2021

      Lol I cannot express to you how deeply I understand that impulse hahahahahaha. Hooray!

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