Caleb gazed out of the window, considering his options. “This is a waking nightmare,” he whispered to no one in particular.
No one was listening anyways. They were all too preoccupied with “his highness.”
A commotion sounded. He followed the receptionist back to the shampoo stations, hoping she wouldn’t scream again.
He hoped in vain.
“Are you kidding me?” Caleb yelled, loud enough that the receptionist actually stopped her screaming.
With an irritated growl, he stormed over to Vladislaus, careful to step over the body of the stylist. Maybe she could still be revived. It would cost a fortune and necromancers were notorious cheats. Yet another task for him to attend to.
“If you drain another creature, so help me, you royal asshole, I will get my swords and do it myself!”
Vlad flashed his fangs, the look on his face halfway between delight and fury. The sage-forsaken sociopath was enjoying himself!
“Go on, Caleb. Try it. I dare you.”
Laurel and Hodges Funeral Home
Finally properly attired, Alice stepped into the vestibule, her heels clicking on the tile floor. Agnes hadn’t lied, she was great at her job. Alice looked like a 1950s pinup and felt like one too.
After her conversation with Agnes, she felt even more guilt over losing it on Vlad. She knew it was tied to her own shit. Alice groaned. Things were better when they were 100% Vlad’s fault and 0% hers. Now it felt more like 70-30, Vlad. Why did she want him to reveal everything about himself to her? He didn’t owe her that kind of intimacy so soon.
“Excuse me,” she whispered to the old man sitting next to her. “What time does this funeral start?”
“Oh, I’d say anywhere from 45 minutes to 3 hours from now. Can’t rush these kinds of things. The Women’s Auxiliary Committee has to prepare the repast, you know.”
Alice’s eyes bulged as she looked up at the clock. She’d had time to get blazed with Agnes and get a dang makeover and the funeral still wasn’t about to start? Change of plans, she had to talk to with Barbara Jean Jeffries now.
Faking a coughing fit, she got up from her chair and walked down the aisle. Reaching inside her pocket, she wrapped her fingers around a hair clip. Perfect.
“I thought you weren’t a criminal,” Ben mocked.
“I’m not,” Alice said, narrowing her eyes. “Raising the dead is impossible so technically it’s not a crime.”
Simcity 4 Funeral Chapel Items by necrodog
Funeral Chapel Items Poses by necrodog
Paloma Dress by Colores Urbanos
Cafe Mini Pose Pack by Catsblob
Mug by Solori
Male Poses 01 by Helgatisha
Bachelorette party by Sim_plyreality
Male Stand poses 4 by Natalia-Auditore
Untamed Hair by SheSpeaksSimlish
Emotions 1-9 by Simmerberlin
From the Sims 4 Gallery
(TS3) Agnes Crumplebottom by SIMURA111
Dignity Funeral Parlor by whyeverr
Grandma’s Closet by b0nny_bonbon
L.A.W. Police Station by EmvySims
Vintage Famous Closet by big_head9218
Hair Salon by LouLou_0303
Thanks to gtre115 for putting some police officers with uniforms on the gallery! Saved me a ton of time!